Who doesn’t remember ‘the dog ate my homework’ excuses? At one time or another you’d need to be creative and come up with a reason as to why your presentation wasn’t handed in, your deadline was missed or you’d forgotten something at home.
I can’t download on my laptop because Ben chewed through the power cable
No that’s not a typo on your documents. Wait, hang on (going in for a closer look), it looks like snot/a bread crumb/spit/chocolate. Oh no. Wait! it’s not chocolate
I think Ben wiped his bum/nose with my prescription. May I get a new one?
I couldn’t answer the phone because Ben had me in a stronghold
No, Don’t eat that biscuit. Ben stuck it in his bum
I couldn’t get to my phone in time because Ben had it in his pants. His penis was calling his cousin
I am so sorry about that SMS (Mr Supplier, who I don’t know from Adam). My daughter was practicing her ‘words’ and typed ‘love you love you love you. wanna be with you…’