Moms are always on their guard, making sure they respond appropriately to demanding toddlers and kids.
But what if we could turn off our politically correct switch every once in a while and leave our restraint at the door?
I’m not your friend anymore? Perfect! I already know too many self centered people with limited vocabulary. Another one is one too many
You’re running away from home? Again! Well here’s a suitcase with your clothes and your favourite teddy bear. As soon as you’re out the door we’re moving and not leaving a forwarding address
You don’t want your supper? Who cares! Get scurvy
You wanna go live at Lisa’s house cos her mommy’s nicer than me? Sure, see my response to you running away from home above
Listen here you little pipsqueak I’m the adult. You’re the ankle biter with limited logic, vocab and brain development. You will do as I say when I say it!
I’m gonna plug that cry-hole with cement…
Oops, sorry. Didn’t drink my cup of care today
Don’t go to bed. You can see what sleep deprivation really feels like
If you don’t look after your toys I’m gonna drop them off at the orphanage. And I might just leave you there too
Oh you wish you were adopted? Me too
You want? I want a young hot stud and a Ferrari but it doesn’t look like that’s happening either
Nope. Still haven’t had my cup of care
Tell your daddy! And while you’re at it tell him I’ve packed my bags and am on my way to Alaska
Yes Lisa’s mom is nicer than me. But then again Lisa’s nicer than you
You’re not talking to me? Go ahead and make my day
Yes life’s unfair and it only gets worse
Don’t be scared of the bogey man. I’m a lot scarier
Sadly, for both of us, I am your mother
Money does grow on a tree. I suggest you start walking now to find it
Nope. Still haven’t had my cup of care but have had a mug of I don’t give a sh*t