…your toddler’s throwing a tantrum in the middle of a shop and when you go to calmly talk ‘them down from the ledge’ they screech “NO MOMMY DON’T HURT ME!”

…your makeshift sanitary towel (i.e. rolled up toilet paper) falls out the leg of your pants. At the office. In the corridor

…you ask the wallflower in the office how their holiday was only to find out they’ve been at work all the time

…you try avoid the aforementioned wallflower by pretending to be talking on your cell phone…only to have it ring in your ear ‘mid-conversation’

…you pull your diary out your bag and there’s a sanitary towel stuck to the back of it

…after chatting to someone for an hour they ask how are your husband Lance is?

…your toddler tells the nursery school teacher you’re late dropping her off because you where having a poo

…your phone’s on auto answer in the car kit and you’re yelling ‘F*CK OFF’ to the caller…who happens to be your boss

…you sms your mom to tell her that your ‘c*nt’s angry with you’ – damn you auto correct, damn you

…your boss walks into your office to discuss an important issue and the Farmville tune starts playing in the background
…your phone rings, you check Caller ID and ignore the call…only to discover the caller’s standing in the queue behind you
…you blame your dog for the strange smell in the room…and the dog’s nowhere to be seen

…you congratulate a non-pregnant person on their pregnancy

…you type the word ‘congratulate’ and then sit for hours trying to figure out if it’s spelt correctly

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